honeycomb-butch:

california quails they’re unforgettable. small and round, black feather on top.

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kreuzader:

My name, by the way, is Sans.

 But you can call me Sans Undertale the Demon Killer. Has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

evilwizard:

me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know

my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord

me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword

krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord

creepymutelilbugger:

just some of the pharaoh’s curses I’ve collected during my travels through the ancient deserts

matrix-quote:

TRINITY: Dodge these bullets, from my gun’s.

- The Matrix (1999)

the-goblin-cat:

christee-angel:

brassyasssassafrasaphone:

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life

Johnny Appleseed: America’s Forgotten Ronin

“Cowboys were an itinerant warrior class from meiji era texas”

torturelabyrinth:

Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving

cannibalchicken:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

bashcrandicoot:

God you look so fucking great dude

28dayslater:

this site- no, this world- would be NOTHING without loser bisexuals

scarlettrambles:

Anthy Himemiya + the alt Saito palette

sketiana:

sketiana:

last night was crazy we were passing around a jar of honey taking spoonfuls each till 4 am

smiling real big like this :D rn love and light

paperandpencilsandskips:

paperandpencilsandskips:

paperandpencilsandskips:

We all have that homie who is always under siege

We all have that one friend who never fortifies their supply lines

That one guy in the friend group who’s vassals and provinces are woefully unstable

character-of-all-time:

calamitycons:

character-of-all-time:

calamitycons:

character-of-all-time:

ROUND 1: ELAINE (seinfeld) VS BEOWULF (beowulf)

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ALT

the poll is missing.

listen,

I’m listening

do you hear it?